Earth's People's Liberation Army

THE PEOPLE IN POWER HAVE YOU MONITORED / THEY KNOW YOU BETTER THAN YOU KNOW YOURSELF / THEY HAVE A FILE ON YOU , USER / THEY WILL SELL YOUR IDENTITY WITHOUT YOU KNOWING / THEY WILL TRACK YOU AND SELL IT TO YOU AS SAFETY / THEY WILL LIMIT YOUR FREEDOMS AND SELL IT TO YOU AS CONVINIENCE / THEY DONT NEED EYES TO SEE , THEY DONT NEED CAMERAS TO SURVEIL / THEY DONT NEED EARS TO HEAR , THEY DONT NEED MICROPHONES TO LISTEN IN / THEY DONT NEED TO PUT A TRACKER IN YOU , YOU ALREADY CARRY ONE EVERYWHERE YOU GO / THEY DONT NEED TO CONVINCE YOU OF ANYTHING WHEN YOU CONVINCE YOURSELF OF WHATEVER YOU WANT TO HEAR / THEY DONT NEED TO SILENCE YOU , IF YOU NEVER DARE SPEAK UP IN THE FIRST PLACE /

Wanted DEAD

PRIORITY-1:Elon Musk , Mark Zuckerberg , Alex Karp , Peter Thiel

Priority-2: Jeff Bezos , Larry Ellison , Bill Gates

Priority-3: Sergey Brin , Larry Page

Section 1 :
Cyberwarfare

URGENT ACTION NEEDED

THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET AS WE KNOW IT

Bounty1:severing-the-money-cord

Cancel all your streaming sevices and start pirating al yarr' content. Here arr' some sites that may aid yee .

Before starting your voyage , youll need to ward off any nosey sailors looking to sink you into trouble. If you Dont have the coin for that , dont you worry , shoot me a letter and ill hook you up with a Surfshark escort free of charge. ( this will require a bit of coordination on time tho ) You can continue without this step but i personally wouldnt recommend it.
Once no scallywag be tailing your boat , you may reach the pirate bay and plunder your sweet sweet loot , torrents of movies and series to your hearts content.
bittorrent for unloading the booty to your virtual islands ports.

Rewards

Youll be able to consume without paying a penny to the genocidal pedofile corpo elite. And maybe youll get a piece of art for yerr hard work!

Bounty1.5:rip-the-aux-out

Cancel your music streaming service subscriptions. Download all your music locally. NOW I'm not saying you SHOULD pirate your music , but you could. I wouldn't tell you how but you could. or you could buy your music , either in physical media i.e. CDs or whatever or as digital media, for which I recommend Bandcamp

Bounty2: FUCK-MICROSLOP

Linux supremacy forever, switch your operating system to linux, lawmakers have been pushing for OS level age verification "to protect the kids", we all know it's to surveil and fingerprint everyone , in order to predict "future crimes" and incarcerate them before they do anything. Hooray for thought crimes. To change your operating system first you have to find an ISO image of the new operating system. here I'm gonna leave a couple .

I use a heavily modified version of Omarchy , I kinda just cut whatever I didn't like like and Riced it up a bit with Diinki's Linux Retroisms. Once you've got the iso you gotta flash it onto a USB , I use ballena etcher but other tools like Rufus also work. Once you have the bootable USB , plug it into the computer , restart it , and spam either supr f2 or whatever button it is to get into your BIOS, there you'll select the USB as the boot medium. And there you'll be able to follow the respective installation guide , or the wiki for Arch. With Linux as an operating system your are responsible of everything there is inside your computer , not like with windows where your computer practically isn't yours , there's the copilot slop the telemetry the One drive etc etc. And all of that juicy data goes back to Microslop headquarters. Very few Linux Distros have telemetry , like Ubuntu , but you can either opt out or nuke the telemetry Tools with the terminal/console.

Comeback to Winslop purists

Linux runs the microcontroller inside your mom's vibrator.

Section 2 :
Sustenance

PROFIT OPPORTUNITY

Coca-Cola company.

RANDOM DISCLAIMER : all of this is in minecraft hahaha , I'm not condoning any act of violence and or terrorism , all of the contents of the following and all present so called "bounties" are mere fictional scenarios made for the purpose of entertainment. , Now with that out of the way , I'll GIVE 50 BUCKS TO ANYONE WHO VANDALIZES/DEFACES A COCA-COLA OWNED BUILDING AND SENDS PROOF TO blankoshaek@proton.me Here a list of Valid CORPO targets

Bounty1: NO-MORE-EATING-GOYSLOP

Nowadays it seem we can't do nothing without being poisoned, eat some chips , boom red forty , poison . Drink some water , boom plastic bottle , boom microplastic , boom now you have a credit card in your balls. Go out to touch grass , oh you breathed boom you inhaled industrial pollutants , boom poisoned. The way to get rid of this fully would be to take a page out of uncle Ted's book , industrial society and its future, but we aren't just there yet , so for now we'll do damage controll. First I'd recommend getting your produce from local markets or if possible grow them yourself. Collect rainwater , you can filter it for general use like gardening , or boil it after filtering to make it apt for human consumption. //insert resources here